200+ Scuba Diving Captions, Quotes, & Puns for Instagram

Are you a scuba diving enthusiast looking for some inspiration to add a touch of humor to your Instagram posts? Look no further!

In this article, we’ve compiled a list of inspirational, short, and funny quotes that are sure to make your followers smile and engage with your content.

Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced diver, these quotes are perfect for expressing your love for the underwater world. From witty one-liners to thought-provoking sayings, we’ve got you covered. Let’s dive in!

General Scuba Diving Captions

is scuba diving a sport

  • Exploring the world beneath the waves, one dive at a time.
  • Just a girl and the deep blue sea.
  • Becoming one with the ocean’s mysteries.
  • Breathing underwater – defying nature, embracing wonder.
  • Diving into the weekend like…
  • Swapping my high heels for fins today.
  • Mermaid at heart, diver in spirit.
  • Living for those weightless moments below.
  • The sea is my playground, the fish are my friends.
  • Unleashing my inner Ariel today!
  • There’s a whole other world down here, waiting to be explored.
  • Salt in my hair, bubbles in the air.
  • Drifting with the currents, feeling the serenity.
  • From city streets to coral reefs.
  • My kind of blue therapy.
  • Sun above, sea below, peace within.
  • Another dive, another adventure.
  • On land I’m just another girl, underwater I’m a free spirit.
  • 70% of Earth is covered in water. Time to explore!
  • Because there’s nothing like the silence of the deep.
  • Dance with the manta rays, sing with the dolphins.
  • Floating above the coral gardens, feeling like an astronaut.
  • The deeper I go, the more I discover.
  • Finding Nemo? More like befriending him.
  • Dive in. The world below is waiting.

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  • Trading the noise of the city for the songs of the ocean.
  • Mermaid vibes only.
  • My dive log is better than any diary.
  • Every dive is a new story.
  • Here’s to the memories made between the surface and the seabed.
  • From sunrise dives to sunset dreams.
  • When life gets complicated, I dive.
  • Making bubbles and chasing troubles away.
  • Here, where the sky meets the sea, and I become truly free.
  • Fins up, stress down.
  • Diving: Because mermaids don’t have WiFi.
  • Keeping calm and diving on.
  • Every drop of this ocean has a story, and I’m here to listen.
  • Surfaced with a heart full of gratitude.
  • Embracing the underwater magic, one dive at a time.
  • Under the sea, feeling buoyant and free!
  • The ocean called, and I had to answer.
  • Experiencing the ocean’s embrace, one breath at a time.
  • Somewhere between the surface and the sea floor, I found myself.
  • My kind of Monday blues.
  • Finding magic in every dive and every dive spot.
  • Underwater wonderland, where my heart feels grand.
  • Today’s forecast: 100% chance of diving.
  • Leaving my bubble trail and living a fairy tale.
  • Beneath these waves, there’s a world that always amazes.
  • On today’s agenda: Fish-watching.

Funny Scuba Diving Quotes

scuba diver aquarium dressed as santa

  • Trading my adulting for bubbles.
  • I dive to get tanked responsibly.
  • The only place where going down is a good thing.
  • Bubbles are just underwater applause, right?
  • Found Nemo. Told him everyone’s looking for him.
  • Breathing underwater? Seems fishy.
  • My version of going deep doesn’t need therapy.
  • Why walk when you can dive?
  • Turns out mermaids have a lot of gossip.
  • Trust me, it’s better down where it’s wetter.
  • Who needs feet when you have fins?
  • Scuba diving: Where going down is always part of the plan.
  • If I can handle my dive gear, I can handle life.
  • It’s not clumsy… it’s my underwater dance!
  • My flippers are more cooperative than my hair.
  • Sometimes I pretend I’m in an underwater musical.
  • Forgot my snorkel. Guess I’ll just stay down here.
  • Making waves and stealing the limelight… from fish.
  • Realized I’m a mermaid, but with more gear.
  • Find me where the wild fish go.
  • Why be a fish out of water when I can be with the fish in the water?
  • Trying to find where SpongeBob really lives.
  • My diving buddy is cooler than yours. Sorry, not sorry!
  • Diving: Because fish are less drama than people.
  • Making my dreams of being a mermaid come true.
  • One dive at a time, I’m proving fish tales true.

is scuba diving worth it

  • If I can’t walk on water, I’ll dive beneath it!
  • Looking for that underwater WiFi signal.
  • Mermaids have tails, I have tanks. Same difference!
  • Dropped my troubles in the ocean. Hope the fish don’t mind.
  • Humans: 1, Gravity: 0.
  • Turned out Poseidon isn’t hiring. Back to my day job!
  • Dive now, adult later.
  • Just doing some liquid meditation.
  • I speak fluent Dolphin.
  • Ever tried underwater karaoke? Me neither, but I’m optimistic.
  • On a seafood diet. I see food, I say hello!
  • I came. I dived. I forgot my to-do list.
  • The ocean’s my stage. Too bad fish aren’t great at applause.
  • Keep calm and dive on. But not always in that order.
  • Gravity’s overrated. I prefer buoyancy.
  • Dive hair, don’t care.
  • If I keep diving, maybe I’ll find a merman.
  • Gravity? Never heard of her.
  • Finding Nemo? Nah, we just hang out on weekends.
  • Descended as a diver, surfaced as a mermaid with a bad hair day.
  • Breathe. Dive. Repeat. Forget about that lost sock.
  • Whoever said mermaids aren’t real never saw me on a dive!
  • Wanted: My lost bubbles. Reward if found.
  • Trying to sea more of the world, one dive at a time.
  • If I can’t wear flippers, I’m not going.
  • Practicing to be a mermaid. So far, nailed the hair flip!
  • I told my boss I’m good under pressure, so she sent me diving.
  • Not all fish are food. Some are pals!

overcome your fear of scuba diving

  • If you need me, send a dolphin. My underwater reception is spotty.
  • I’m not great at life, but I’m a pro at floating.
  • Mermaid to be in the water.
  • Why walk when you can dive?
  • I can’t adult today, so I went diving.
  • Sharks are just the ocean’s puppies.
  • Ever tried an underwater selfie? The pressure is real.
  • Dive like nobody’s watching. Because fish don’t judge.
  • Today’s dive was fin-tastic, even if my hair disagrees.
  • Do fish think we’re the aliens?
  • Left my worries on the surface, but they floated. Awkward.
  • Today I breathed underwater. What did you do?
  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of an ocean, asking it not to swallow her phone.
  • No email access down here. Not complaining!
  • Did it for the salty hair and ocean flair.
  • I dive because the ocean doesn’t text back.
  • Wanted to be a mermaid. Realized I can’t sing. Now I just dive.
  • They told me to find my happy place. Clearly, it’s 50 feet underwater.
  • Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday down here.
  • Fish are friends. Especially when they photobomb my selfies.
  • Today’s forecast: wet with a chance of bubbles.
  • Some go to therapy. I just need a tank and fins.
  • Tried to tickle a fish today. Harder than it sounds.
  • If only my dating life had as much depth as this dive!
  • Found Dory. She’s doing just fine.
  • I came, I saw, I floated around a bit.
  • Sometimes I drop by to say hi to the ocean. It waves back.
  • The only kind of tanked I’m getting this weekend!
  • My other ride is a dolphin.
  • Breathing like Darth Vader.
  • Sure, I’m into fitness. Fit’ness whole ocean in my schedule!

Scuba Diving Puns

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  • Just diving into the sea-nic route!
  • Let minnow if you see any cool fish!
  • Feeling fintastic below the waves.
  • Sea you on the reef side!
  • Water you doing today? I’m diving deep!
  • Tanked and thankful for every dive.
  • Diving is my porpoise in life.
  • Sea-riously, another dive? Shell yeah!
  • Don’t be salty, get in the water!
  • Never a dull dive when you’re looking for a bit of fin-spiration!
  • Let’s dive deep and sea what happens!
  • Just going with the flow, beneath the waves.
  • Life’s a beach, and then you dive!
  • O-fish-ally addicted to the underwater world.
  • Always up for some fish and sips after diving!
  • Shrimply the best dive today!
  • Sea-ing the world, one dive at a time.
  • I’m all about that bass… and the coral, and the turtles!
  • An ocean of thanks for another epic dive!
  • Dolphinitely my best dive so far!
  • Shell we dive again tomorrow?
  • It’s o-fish-al, the ocean has my heart.
  • Waves goodbye to stress, hello to bubbles!
  • Always dive with a porpoise.
  • Reef-reshing moments underwater.
  • Suckered into another dive by an octopus!
  • Being shore of myself under the waves!
  • Whale, it’s a splash!
  • Dive hair, don’t care!
  • Lost at sea? I’m knot!
  • Seas-ing the day with every dive.
  • It’s all fun and games until someone drops their fins!
  • Sometimes, you just need a bit of vitamin sea.
  • Got that sinking feeling again!
  • You think I’m diving too much? Water you talking about!
  • Diving deep, because surface level is overrated.

Scuba Diving Jokes

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  • Why did the diver bring a pencil? In case they wanted to draw a deep breath!
  • Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
  • Why was the belt arrested on the dive boat? For holding up a pair of pants!
  • How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
  • What do you call a fish with a bowtie? Sofishticated!
  • Why did the scuba diver go to school? To improve his dive-ision!
  • What do you do at a beach party? You shell-a-brate!
  • Why did the diver and the boat never get along? One liked going deep, the other liked staying on the surface!
  • How do you greet a scuba diver? Water you up to?
  • Why was the diver stressed at work? He was under so much pressure!
  • How does a mermaid contact her dive buddy? She gives her a shell-phone call!
  • Why did the scuba diver bring a towel to the ocean? In case he got a bit wet!
  • What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
  • Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because he was caught with sea-weed!
  • Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide!
  • Why don’t divers trust the ocean? It’s full of fishy business!
  • What do you get when you cross a fish and a banker? A loan shark!
  • Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!

Inspirational Scuba Diving Quotes

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“Most of the problems in scuba diving come from ourselves.”
– Jim Crockett

“Diving is an investment of time and money but the rewards can be life-changing, literally.”
– Andi Cummings

“I love all the unique things you see on each dive. Millions of little aquatic soap operas…between all the creatures.”
– Kirsten Hubbard

“No matter how much you travel, if you don’t dive, you cannot say you’ve seen the world.”
– Unknown

“Scuba diving shows the human mind what it is truly like to move around in a fully 3-dimensional world. A world that once your head sinks below the surface the thoughts of society vanish and tranquility begins.”
– Matthew Schade

“75% of the Earth is water. Divers live on a much bigger planet.”
– Unknown

“Scuba diving is very much a black-and-white world in terms of the laws and rules one must abide by.”
– Carlos Eyles

“Why is it that scuba divers and surfers are some of the strongest advocates of ocean conservation? Because they’ve spent time in and around the ocean, and they’ve personally seen the beauty, the fragility, and even the degradation of our planet’s blue heart.”
– Sylvia Earle

“I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first time I put on scuba gear and dived on a coral reef. It’s just the unbelievable fact that you can move in three dimensions.”
– David Attenborough

“For most people, this is as close to being an astronaut, as you’ll ever get. It’s leaving planet Earth behind and entering an alien world.”
– Mary Frances Emmons

“Everyone loves to fly and flying underwater is better than flying in air because there are things around you.”
– Graham Hawkes

“Your worst day stuck on the surface wishing you could get underwater is better than your best day stuck underwater wishing you could get on the surface.”
– Anonymous

“In a few short years, you might have to become a scuba diver and go hundreds of feet underwater – It will be the last refuge of pure aura and power on our planet, the oceans’ depths.”
– Frederick Lenz

“There’s nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realized that you’ve been missing the whole point of the ocean.”
– Dave Barry

“Scuba diving is itself a hazardous sport. To do it without any training is tantamount to playing Russian roulette with a loaded revolver.”
– Robert F. Burgess, The Cave Divers

“There are bold divers and old divers, but there are no old bold divers.”
– attributed to Tom Mix