140+ Crab Captions, Puns, & Jokes for Instagram

Have lots of pictures of crabs on the beach or a delicious crab dinner, and want the perfect caption to go along with it? Look no further.

Below are 140+ captions suitable for crab photos on the beach, crab seafood, or jokes and puns to show off how witty you are.

Crab Captions

crab captions

  • Seashore surprises: found these little beach buddies today!
  • Sandy toes, salty air, and tiny crab cameos.
  • Who needs diamonds when the beach gifts you crabs?
  • Tide pools revealing their tiny treasures today.
  • Salty secrets of the seashore: hello, little crabs!
  • Discovering beachy buddies on my morning walk.
  • Beach days made better with these crabby companions.
  • Playing peekaboo with the tiniest locals around.
  • Beachcombing jackpot: crab edition!
  • Sun, sea, sand, and a side of crabs.
  • Life’s a beach, especially when you find little critters like these.
  • My beach adventure? Discovering these crabby crustaceans.
  • Every grain of sand tells a story; today’s featured these critters.
  • Crustacean nation! Stumbled upon these beach babies today.
  • The tide brought in some adorable visitors today.
  • Found some beach gems and they’re moving!
  • Dance of the tiny crabs: beach day edition.
  • Sandy secrets: unveiling the tiniest crabs around.
  • My quest for krabby patties led me here.
  • Sun-kissed skin and surprise crabby kin.
  • Beach walks and crabby talks.
  • Nature’s way of saying hello? Through tiny beach crabs.
  • Making memories and befriending beach crabs.
  • Just a girl and her newfound crab crew.
  • Who knew the beach had such tiny, wiggly wonders?
  • Today’s mission: find the biggest crabs. Mission accomplished!
  • Good vibes, high tides, and tiny crab guides.
  • Let the waves hit your feet, and maybe you’ll find a crab or two!
  • Ocean’s tiny whispers: found these crabs today!
  • Uncovering the shyest crabs on the shore.
  • Every beach day is a new adventure, especially with these little guys.
  • Basking in the sun, and look who decided to join!
  • Feeling crab-tastic after today’s beach discovery!
  • Beach treasures come in all sizes, like these little guys!
  • Exploring the shoreline and making tiny friends along the way.
  • Peekaboo with the sea’s littlest creatures.
  • Finding happiness in the tiniest beach wonders.
  • Sunlit strolls revealing the beach’s shelled residents.
  • Life’s a wave, and I’m riding it with these crabs today!
  • These little crabs made my day ten times better.
  • Nature’s little beach comedians: always scuttling, always crabby.
  • Just when you think the beach can’t get better, you find these.
  • Beach diaries: learned how to crabwalk from this footloose crab.
  • Making waves and meeting tiny raves (like these crabs!).
  • Barefoot beach walks leading to the tiniest of discoveries.
  • Sea breeze, swaying trees, and surprise crabbies.
  • Letting the tiny wonders of the beach make my day.
  • Sunshine, shoreline, and a sprinkle of crabby delight.
  • When the beach shares its hidden gems with you.
  • Every tide has its silver lining, and today, it’s these crabs!

Crab Seafood Dinner Captions

crab dinner

  • Delving into the deep blue, one crab dish at a time.
  • Tonight’s dinner: a crabby feast fit for a queen.
  • Fresh from the ocean, right to my plate.
  • Savoring the sea’s bounty: crab delight tonight!
  • Caught today, cooked tonight, cherished always.
  • Dancing forks and tasty crabs – the perfect seafood serenade.
  • Oceans apart, but tonight, the sea’s gift is on my plate.
  • Crab cuisine: a delicacy from the deep.
  • Fine dining, finer catch: crab’s the star tonight.
  • Crustacean celebration on my dinner plate.
  • A meal to remember: tonight’s crab extravaganza!
  • Every bite a taste of the ocean’s treasure.
  • Cracking open a taste of the sea’s finest.
  • The world is your oyster, but tonight, it’s my crab.
  • Dining like royalty with this crab feast.
  • Beneath the shell lies the taste of the ocean’s heart.
  • When the tide turns delicious: crab dinner delight.
  • Ocean-to-table: tonight’s crabby indulgence.
  • Seafood goals: diving deep into this crab dish.
  • Craving the crab: a seafood lover’s dream dinner.
  • Whispered tales from the sea, captured in every crabby bite.
  • Sailing through flavors with tonight’s crab course.
  • A culinary voyage with the ocean’s finest: crabs.
  • Treasures of the tide, savored one bite at a time.
  • Dishing out the deep: tonight’s crab delicacy.
  • Luxurious bites of the ocean’s gem.
  • Celebrating the sea’s generosity with a crabby feast.
  • From the ocean’s embrace to a delightful dinner display.
  • An ode to the sea: crab culinary masterpiece.
  • Making waves at the dinner table with this crab catch.
  • Tonight, the spotlight’s on the sea’s star: the crab.
  • Fresh catch, rich flavors, pure crab perfection.
  • Setting sail on a culinary journey with this crab course.
  • Cracking, savoring, and celebrating the ocean’s delight.
  • When the sea whispers its recipes: crab dinner done right.
  • Sunkissed shores and flavorful crab galore!
  • Dining deep blue: tonight’s crab spectacle.
  • A symphony of flavors with the sea’s star player: crab.
  • Tonight’s menu: a taste of the tidal treasure.
  • Gourmet journeys begin with a crab dish like this.
  • Crabs: the ocean’s gift, tonight’s culinary muse.
  • From tide’s embrace to tonight’s delectable crabby taste.
  • Rolling in the deep flavors of tonight’s crab catch.
  • Culinary artistry, where crab’s the masterpiece.
  • The taste of ocean adventures, all on a plate.
  • Crusty exterior, rich interior: crab’s the word tonight.
  • Unveiling the ocean’s culinary secrets, one crab dish at a time.
  • Tonight, the sea shares its richest tale: a crabby delight.
  • On the menu: tales and tastes of the deep blue.
  • Dive fork-first into the sea’s grandeur with this crab dish.

Crab Puns

oversized crab claw

  • Oh crab!
  • Feeling a bit crabby today?
  • Shell we dance?
  • I’m totally crab-tivated by you.
  • Stop being so shellfish!
  • What a shell-shocking surprise!
  • Feeling snappy? Must be a crab thing.
  • Don’t be crabby, be happy!
  • Seize the day, one claw at a time.
  • Make like a crab and come out of your shell!
  • Sometimes you have to go sideways to get ahead, like a crab.
  • Feeling a pinch of excitement today!
  • Claw your way to the top!
  • Shell-ebrate good times, come on!
  • No need to be crabby, it’s a beautiful day!
  • I tried to cheer up my crab… turns out, he’s just in a pinch.
  • Crabs are always good at volleyball, they know how to serve a pinch.
  • Don’t be salty, be crabby!
  • When I get my crab-coffee, I feel pinch-perfect.
  • Crabs always have a shell of a time, don’t they?

Funny Crab Jokes

crab with reflection

  • Why was the crab so good at basketball? Because he had the best pinch shots!
  • Why did the crab never share? He was a bit shellfish.
  • What do you call a crab who’s in charge? The crab-tain!
  • What’s a crab’s favorite song? “Feeling Snappy” by the Beach Boys!
  • Why don’t crabs donate? They’re shellfish!
  • How do crabs escape from prison? They use a sand-bar!
  • What did the crab wear to the party? A sand-dress!
  • Why did the crab sit next to the computer? To keep an eye on the net!
  • Why are crabs so good at math? Because they’re snappy counters!
  • How did the crab avoid the boiling pot? He used a pinch of salt!
  • Why did the crab hate rainy days? He didn’t want to be a soft shell!
  • What did the crab call his house? His shell-ter!
  • How do crabs greet each other? With a pinch and a smile!
  • Why did the crab go to jail? He was caught pinching!
  • Why are crabs great drivers? They’re masters of the sideways park!
  • Why was the crab a great boxer? Because of his crab jab!
  • What do you call a crab magician? An abra-crab-dabra specialist!
  • Why did the crab sit on the sand? To avoid the lobster pot!
  • How do crabs apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, it’s just my crabby nature!”
  • Why did the crab go on a diet? To get his beach bod shell-ready!