Love ‘em or hate ‘em, puns are funny whether they are genuinely hilarious or so cringe-inducingly bad that they go back to being funny again. So you can’t “whaley” go wrong with these whale puns for Instagram, can you?
Witty Whale Puns
- Whale, hello there.
- Whale, what do we have here?
- I’m over-whale-med by this beauty!
- I told a good whale joke once, but it was a fluke!
- No blubbering around, just good vibes!
- Where there’s a whale there’s a way.
- Killer vibes only! (Goes well with a picture of an Orca).
- Why do I always look so orc-ward?
- Jumping into the week like a breaching whale!
- Wishing you whale.
- Orca-strating my next big move.
- On porpoise and with purpose.
- Whale you be mine?
- Let minnow if you see a whale!
- All I need is vitamin sea and a bit of krill.
- Living a porpoise-driven life!
- Whale oil be damned, this place is lit!
- Seeing that pod of whales really blue me away!
- Krilling it with these pics!
- I whale always remember this day.
- You’re krilling me here.
- One second the whale was there, the next it vanished into fin air!
- If you don’t like whale jokes, krill me now!
- Beach better have my money!
- Whale, it’s time to sea-lebrate!
- Cetacean-ship goals right here!
- Whale, spout it out!
- These killer puns really blue up!
- You did that on porpoise!
- Just trying to be punctu-whale.
Hilarious Whale Jokes
- Why did the whale blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- What do you call a baby whale? A whaley tiny one!
- Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!
- How do whales make decisions? They flipper coin!
- What did one orca say to the other? “Killer outfit!”
- How do whales listen to music? With their iPods!
- What did the whale say when it was hungry? “I could krill for some food right now!”
- Why was the whale always calm? It loved to go with the flow!
- Why did the humpback whale get detention? It kept spouting off in class!
- How do whales communicate? Whale-mail!
- Why don’t whales like fast food? They can’t catch it!
- What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? “Stop being so deep!”
- Why don’t whales use computers? They’re afraid of the net!
- How did the orca get to the party? It rode the wave!
- What did the shark say to the whale? “You’re whale-y big!”
- Why did the whale get in trouble at school? It was always blubbering!
- What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
- Why do whales like to eat? Fish and ships!
- What do you call a whale with a tiara? Princess of Whales!
- Why don’t whales eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
- How does a pod of whales make a decision? They have a deep discussion!
- What did the mommy whale say to her baby? “It’s time to krill your hunger!”
- Why was the whale so good at school? It was always on top of the current events!
- What do whales read? Anything they can fin!
- How do you invite a whale to a party? “Whale you come?”
- How do whales stay healthy? By getting their daily dose of vitamin sea!
- What’s a whale’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
- Why was the orca so good at baseball? It had a killer pitch!
- Why was the high-pitched whale always alone? It hertz to be around it!
- Why did the whale get promoted? It made a huge splash at work!
