60 Whaley Good Whale Puns for Instagram

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, puns are funny whether they are genuinely hilarious or so cringe-inducingly bad that they go back to being funny again. So you can’t “whaley” go wrong with these whale puns for Instagram, can you?

Witty Whale Puns

whale puns

  1. Whale, hello there.
  2. Whale, what do we have here?
  3. I’m over-whale-med by this beauty!
  4. I told a good whale joke once, but it was a fluke!
  5. No blubbering around, just good vibes!
  6. Where there’s a whale there’s a way.
  7. Killer vibes only! (Goes well with a picture of an Orca).
  8. Why do I always look so orc-ward?
  9. Jumping into the week like a breaching whale!
  10. Wishing you whale.
  11. Orca-strating my next big move.
  12. On porpoise and with purpose.
  13. Whale you be mine?
  14. Let minnow if you see a whale!
  15. All I need is vitamin sea and a bit of krill.
  16. Living a porpoise-driven life!
  17. Whale oil be damned, this place is lit!
  18. Seeing that pod of whales really blue me away!
  19. Krilling it with these pics!
  20. I whale always remember this day.
  21. You’re krilling me here.
  22. One second the whale was there, the next it vanished into fin air!
  23. If you don’t like whale jokes, krill me now!
  24. Beach better have my money!
  25. Whale, it’s time to sea-lebrate!
  26. Cetacean-ship goals right here!
  27. Whale, spout it out!
  28. These killer puns really blue up!
  29. You did that on porpoise!
  30. Just trying to be punctu-whale.

Hilarious Whale Jokes

humpback whale with calf

  1. Why did the whale blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
  2. What do you call a baby whale? A whaley tiny one!
  3. Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!
  4. How do whales make decisions? They flipper coin!
  5. What did one orca say to the other? “Killer outfit!”
  6. How do whales listen to music? With their iPods!
  7. What did the whale say when it was hungry? “I could krill for some food right now!”
  8. Why was the whale always calm? It loved to go with the flow!
  9. Why did the humpback whale get detention? It kept spouting off in class!
  10. How do whales communicate? Whale-mail!
  11. Why don’t whales like fast food? They can’t catch it!
  12. What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? “Stop being so deep!”
  13. Why don’t whales use computers? They’re afraid of the net!
  14. How did the orca get to the party? It rode the wave!
  15. What did the shark say to the whale? “You’re whale-y big!”
  16. Why did the whale get in trouble at school? It was always blubbering!
  17. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
  18. Why do whales like to eat? Fish and ships!
  19. What do you call a whale with a tiara? Princess of Whales!
  20. Why don’t whales eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
  21. How does a pod of whales make a decision? They have a deep discussion!
  22. What did the mommy whale say to her baby? “It’s time to krill your hunger!”
  23. Why was the whale so good at school? It was always on top of the current events!
  24. What do whales read? Anything they can fin!
  25. How do you invite a whale to a party? “Whale you come?”
  26. How do whales stay healthy? By getting their daily dose of vitamin sea!
  27. What’s a whale’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
  28. Why was the orca so good at baseball? It had a killer pitch!
  29. Why was the high-pitched whale always alone? It hertz to be around it!
  30. Why did the whale get promoted? It made a huge splash at work!