Pool Party Captions & Phrases for Social Media Posts

Having trouble coming up with the perfect caption or phrases to go along with that pool party photo that you’re uploading onto Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or whatever your preferred social media platform is?

pool party captions and phrases

In this article, you can find over 100 captions that you can use verbatim or take inspiration from to come up with your own clever or witty caption. Water you waiting for, let’s dive in!

Funny Captions

  • “I’m not sure what’s in the pool, but I’m pretty sure it’s not chlorine.”
  • “Guess which one of us is peeing right now?”
  • “I was so impressed by how many drinks everyone was having without going to the bathroom. Wait a minute…”
  • I’m not a fan of pool parties, but I am a fan of free food and drinks.
  • “I don’t usually run around the pool, but when I do I pretend to be Baywatch.”
  • “I don’t always swim at pool parties, but when I do, I make sure to do a synchronized swimming routine.”
  • I’m not sure if I’m having fun at this pool party or if it’s just the alcohol talking.
  • “I don’t always wear a swimsuit, but when I do, I make sure to coordinate it with my pool float.”
  • “The best part about pool parties is that you can pretend to be a mermaid and no one will judge you.”
  • “The only thing better than a pool party is a pool party with a giant inflatable unicorn. #livingthedream”
  • “The pool is the great equalizer. It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, everyone looks ridiculous on a giant inflatable unicorn.”
  • “I’m not saying I’m a poolside model, but I do have a tendency to strut my stuff when I get out of the water.”
  • “We were like synchronized swimmers, if synchronized swimmers were more interested in margaritas than medals.”
  • “I may not be Michael Phelps, but I can do a pretty mean doggy paddle.”
  • “I may not be an Olympic diver, but I can do a mean cannonball.”
  • “The pool was so cold, I thought I saw a penguin swimming laps.”
  • “The pool was so cold, I thought my balls retracted inside me.”
  • “I don’t always wear sunscreen, but when I do, I always forget to apply it evenly.”
  • “I’m not saying we had too many drinks at the pool party, but at one point, somebody thought it was a good idea to do a synchronized belly flop.”
  • “I don’t always wear a bathing suit, but when I do, I prefer it to be a banana hammock.”

Clever Captions

  • “Pool hair, don’t care.”
  • “Jumping into the weekend like…”
  • “A pool party without cannonballs is like a margarita without tequila.”
  • “No shoes, no shirt, no problem – the pool is all I need.”
  • “Life is cool by the pool.”
  • “The only BS we need is beer and swimming.”
  • “Swim, sip, and repeat.”
  • “You’re never too old to play in the pool.”
  • “Suns out, buns out.”
  • “Keep calm and swim on.”
  • “I didn’t choose the pool life, the pool life chose me.”
  • “I’m not a morning person, but I am a pool person.”
  • “I’m not saying I’m a poolside philosopher, but I tend to do my best thinking while laying on a float.”

Self-Deprecating Captions

  • “Pool parties are the perfect way to show off my awkward tan lines and questionable swimwear choices.”
  • “I’m not great at swimming, but I’m fantastic at pretending I know what I’m doing.”
  • “I’m pretty sure the only reason I’m invited to pool parties is because I bring the snacks.”
  • “I’m like a fish out of water, except in the water, where I’m still kind of like a fish out of water.”
  • “I’m not great at pool parties, but I’m fantastic at holding down the pool floaties.”
  • “I’m not saying I’m a bad swimmer, but the lifeguard always gives me an extra long stare before going back to their book.”
  • “I may not have the most impressive dive, but I make up for it with my impressive belly flop.”
  • “I’m not a strong swimmer, but I can dog paddle with the best of them.”
  • “I’m not sure what I’m doing in the water, but at least I’m not doing it alone.”
  • “I’m not sure if I’m swimming or flailing, but at least I’m having fun.”
  • “Chilling poolside, because adulting is hard.”
  • “Boys wear swim trunks. Men wear Speedos. I wear a banana hammock.”

Punny Captions

  • “Water you waiting for? Let’s jump in! 💦”
  • “Urine my personal space. 💦”
  • “We mermaid for these summer vibes. 🧜‍♀️”
  • “We’re having a swimmingly good time. 🏊‍♀️”
  • “This party has me flipping out — literally! 🤸‍♂️”
  • “Shell-abrating good times by the pool! 🐚”
  • “Seas-ing the day with my favorite crew. 🌊”
  • “Happiness comes in waves. 🌊”
  • “Whale, hello there, pool party time! 🐳”
  • “Having a whale of a good time at this party! 🐳”
  • “Feeling fintastic at this pool party! 🐠”
  • “This is my ‘resting beach face’. 🏖️”
  • “Beach, please! This pool party is fin-tastic! 🧜‍♀️”
  • “No one likes a shady beach. 🕶️”
  • “Mermaid hair, don’t care. 🧜‍♀️”
  • “Just a fish out of water at this pool party. 🐟”
  • “Tropic like it’s hot! 🌴”
  • “This party is making waves. 🌊”
  • “Good times and tan lines. ☀️”
  • “My kind of board meeting. 🏄‍♀️”

Appreciative Captions

  • “Pool days are better with you guys.”
  • “Floating through life with the best crew.”
  • “To the friends who become our chosen family.”
  • “Good times and tan lines with my favorite people.”
  • “Sunshine on our minds and love in our hearts.”
  • “Sun-kissed skin and heart full of joy, all thanks to these people.”
  • “Friends, sun, sand, and sea, that sounds like a summer to me.”
  • “My squad’s pool game is better than yours.”
  • “The tans will fade but the memories will last forever.”
  • “They say you can’t choose your family, but you can choose your pool party crew!”
  • “Pool party today, memories for a lifetime.”
  • “Cherishing these splashy moments with my crew.”
  • “Creating waves of memories with the best people.”
  • “Salty but sweet when I’m with these peeps.”
  • “The best kind of therapy is beach therapy with friends.”
  • “These are the moments I live for.”
  • “Just a bunch of sun-kissed peeps.”
  • “Happy as a clam, thanks to them.”
  • “Nothing but blue skies and great company.”
  • “My definition of a perfect summer day.”
  • “It wouldn’t be a party without you guys! Love you all!”

Pop Culture Reference Captions

  • “Check out the newest cast of ‘Baywatch’.”
  • “‘I got that sunshine in my pocket’ – JT would be proud.”
  • “Pretending we’re on ‘Love Island’.”
  • “Behind the scenes of a Lana Del Rey music video.”
  • “This is where they’re filming the new Aquaman movie.”
  • “Diving into the ‘Deep Blue Sea’ like LL Cool J.”
  • “‘I’m on a boat!’… well, a pool float, but close enough.”
  • “Swimming away from our problems like ‘Finding Nemo’.”
  • “We’re just a bunch of Phoebes ‘on a break’ from adulting.”
  • “The one where we had a pool party.”
  • “‘Waterworld’ has nothing on our pool party!”
  • “Channeling ‘The Shape of Water’, but less weird.”
  • “We’ve got more floats than the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.”
  • “Living our ‘Blue Lagoon’ fantasy, but with less shipwreck.”
  • “We might not be in ‘Bikini Bottom’, but we’re having a whale of a time.”

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