Funniest Fishing One Liner Jokes, Sayings, & Puns!

What do fish and comedians have in common? They both rely on good timing! If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

We’ve compiled a list of the funniest fishing one-liners that are sure to make you chuckle. So sit back, relax, and get ready to reel in some laughs!

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One Liner Fishing Jokes

Funny Fishing One Liner Jokes,

I told my wife I was going fishing. She said, “Be home by dinner!” I said, “Which day?”
Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
I told my friend I went fishing for hours and only caught a cold. Guess it’s snot my day.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do fish party? They drop the bass.
Why are fish so educated? They always swim in schools!
How do fish get their daily news? From the current events.
Why did the fish get bad grades? It was below sea level.
I really appreciate how genuine fishermen are. They always keep it reel.
How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale.

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What’s the biggest catch of my life? My wife.
Why did the fisherman never lie? The fish could sea right through him.
How do you communicate with fish? Drop them a line!
I told the fish a joke. It was hooked!
Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of nets.
How do you tune a fish? Adjust the bass.
Why was the fish so good at math? It loves algaebra!
Fisherman: “I caught a 20-pound catfish.” Friend: “Were you fishing or cat sitting?”
Why did the fish get a bad haircut? It had a crappie barber.
What did one fish say to the other in trouble? “Keep your gills about you!”

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Why are fish never good tennis players? They don’t like getting close to the net.
Why did the fisherman hate acting? He never had enough lines!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
I took a fish to a disco. It pulled some fin-tastic moves.
My fish told me a joke about the ocean. It was deep!
Why did the fish go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a starfish!
Fish to its friend: “I’m feeling a bit eel today.”
I tried fishing with worms. Didn’t work. They were too squirmy to hold the rod.
Why don’t fish have money? They’re always underwater!
What’s a fish’s favorite note? The sea-flat.

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Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them!
I think I’ll stop taking my fish to school; there was something fishy about that class!
Why do fish always avoid the computer? They’re scared of the net.
What did the fish say when it saw the bait? “That’s a bit fishy!”
How does a fish stay updated? It streams online.
Why did the pescetarian go fishing? Just for the halibut.
Why did the fish live at the bottom of the ocean? It dropped out of school.
What do you call a fish that’s a detective? Gill Grissom.
How do you make a goldfish age? Remove the “g”!
What do you call a famous fish? A starfish.

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